If there’s one thing that I straight up cannot deny about myself, I am the WORST drunk texter. I have bitched people out over nothing, I have confessed feelings for people I really don’t like at all, and I have been straight up fucking annoying. And I feel like lately, unfortunately, I have been the worst drunk texter I have ever been.
I’ll admit, I drink too much. Not in the sense that I drink too often, but I don’t know my limit anymore. I used to be that girl who could down a 26er at a party and then go around trying to find more booze & be totally fine all night long. Now? I have nights where I’ll have like, one and a fucking half drinks and be completely hammered. I’ve lost a lot of weight in the past little while, which I assume has something to do with it, and I also eat a lot less which would also play a part. Hey, if any of you ever want a cheap date, I’m your gal.
But my problem is that I still drink like I weigh more and still eat properly. I always tell myself “I’m a light weight but I can hold my liquor!” LOL GIRL NO. I don’t think I haven’t had a mysterious drunk bruise or scratch in months. But you know what? I’d take all the drunk tumbles and falls over the feeling I almost have every morning after: who the fuck did I text last night, and what on earth could I have possibly said.
It gets to the point where I don’t even have the fucking balls to read texts that I sent while drunk the next morning because I KNOW they’re awful and/or embarrassing. I don’t know where I picked up this horrendous habit because it certainly never used to be this bad. Waking up to see that you got mad or upset for whatever fucking reason and completely told someone off that probably didn’t deserve it… Yeah, that’s shitty. Having to apologize because you legitimately don’t even know why you sent those texts meanwhile they probably hate you at this point? Yeah, that’s also shitty.
I guess this post doesn’t have much of a meaning besides me asking myself WHYYYY ON EARTH DO I HAVE THIS SHITTY HABIT??? SOMEONE PLEASE INSTALL A BREATHALYZER ONTO MY PHONE ASAP. SOS. PLEASE BABY JESUS. LORD O MIGHTY. LIFT ME FROM THIS DRUNK TEXTING CURSE.
Also check out the song DVP by PUP. The title of this post is lyrics from this song, and if it ain’t a perfect description of me lately, I don’t know what is.